An Unhappy Marriage不幸的婚姻
 Husband：The Blacks got divorced。
布莱克夫妇离婚了。

Wife：Really? Why?
真的吗？ 为什么？

Husband：Mr. Black has been getting a little on the side。
布莱克先生有了外遇。

Wife：I’m surprised. He doesn’t look like a guy who’d ever cheat on his wife, does he?
好意外！他看起来不像是那种会背着老婆乱来的人，对吗？

Husband：No, he doesn’t. But his wife found out that he's been two-timing for a long time. Incredibly, he’s had many different girlfriends starting almost right after they got married 20 years ago。
是的，他是不像那种人。但是他老婆发现他有外遇已经有好长一段时间了。真不敢相信，从二十年前他们完婚的那一刻开始到现在，他已经有过很多次的婚外情了。

Wife：Well, I'm really surprised. You’re not doing anything behind my back, are you?
哦，我真是大感意外。没有在我背后什么事情，对吗？

Husband：No. The only thing I’ve ever done behind your back is zip you up. Besides, I told all my other girlfriends that my wife was getting suspicious and that we had to cool it for a while until the smoke blew over。
没有。我在你背后做的唯一的事情就是帮你拉拉链。另外，我也和我其他的女朋友说了，我妻子起疑心了。我们必须冷淡一段时间，直到这事情烟消云散。

Wife：Ha! Ha! You’re not very funny. I guess that means you expect me to tell my lover we have to stop seeing each  other too。
哈哈哈，你真无趣。我想你的意思是希望我告诉我的情人我们也不要再见面了。

Husband：You’re not funny either. I can’t believe I married a woman like you。
你也很无趣！我真不敢相信我娶了这样一个女人！

在不幸福的婚姻中，经常被使用到的英语句子：

我真后悔和你结婚。I regret having married you。

我的苦难从和你结婚的那一刻就开始了。
My suffering came when I married you。

你根本就不爱我，你只爱你自己。You don’t love me, just love yourself。

你能不能不唠唠叨叨的？Can you just stop chattering?

我们几乎每天都吵架。We quarrel nearly every day。

现在我妻子和我分居了。My wife and I separate now。

他老婆发现他有外遇很久了。

His wife found out that he has been two-timing for a long time。

别干涉我。Don’t interfere with me。

我简直拿他没办法。I just can’t pin him down。

我不怕和我太太顶嘴。I’m not afraid to talk back to my wife。